Is anyone else bothered by young males, allegedly of our species, when they wear there pants with the crotch around their knees?
Anthropologists have classified this subspecies as "homo slackass erectus" created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.
The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. The subspecies is apparently incapable of making either eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.
And to make matters worse, most are highly fertile.
Of course, there could be another explanation.
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