Coming to this party a bit late... missed the nuptials (congrats??) and some of the more heated topics, (smokers of course) .... and being a rather newbie I'll add my 2 cents, for what it's worth (nothing).
Specialty coffee's... FREE!
Disney World has it right with the Photo Pass.... work with it CCL.
Arkson mentioned stilts and a $45 surcharge... being 5'7" female, I'm game with that idea. Not serious, but if it happens...
P I S S on soda... don't give a rat's a SS about it... make it free for all I care... but make beer free too.
Everyone B I TCH eS about luke warm food temps... every MDR meal shall come with it's own MRE food heater. Problem solved. (If you don't know what an MRE is, ask a wonderful military serviceman who has eaten this crap and they will gladly explain to you the heaters for their "food".)
All parents with children found in "adult areas" shall be given a litter of puppies. Not just one yapping mutt, but 12 of them.
Whoever griped about their airfare, try flying from Wyoming. Ya... family of four is no less than $2400 in coach. It's $800 just to get out of this stinking town. Be happy with your rates.
Smoke haters... I'm going to smoke on my balcony. I'm going to smoke where smoking is allowed on the ship. I'm going to enjoy it because it's still my legal right to do so. Jog on already... you have all other public places... what more do you want!?!