most people would just buy luggage tags, 5 minutes a few bucks, but no. My wife saw this and said "we need to make those". so 2 hours and a lot of swearing this is what we (should say I, cause all she did was bytch I was doing it wrong) came up with, minus my address and phone number. (I don't need anyone here drunk dialing me at 2am, you know who you are).
this is before and after shrinkage. that is a half sheet, shrinks down to a little bigger than a business card.