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  • Big and Sexy… Normally Two Words That Don’t Go Together

    So I came back stage ready for the Marriage Show and was horrified to discover that one of the entertainment staff was playing some hip hop rap crap drum and *** bollocks as pre-show music. I rapidly inserted my foot in his bottom and then asked why he was playing Pee Diddly and Snoop the [...]
    Posted to John Heald's on Fri, Aug 27 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Links, Tales from the Ship, Carnival Glory, Carnival Spirit, Carnival Freedom, Bloggers Cruise, Europe, Carnival Liberty, Carnival Valor, Steakhouse, Camp Carnival, Alaska, Behind The Fun Tour, Carnival Magic, Q&A, Carnival Paradise, Your Time Dining, Bon Voyage, Carnival Imagination, Kye, Queen Victoria, Chef's Table, Stephanies, Todd Wittmer, Fun Times, Wee Jimmy, Peter the Hair, Heidi, Big Sexy, George Solano, Latvia, France, Guest Services, Trans-Atlantic Cruise
  • One of the Ten Commandments is Thou Must Not Covet Thy Neigbour’s Ox

    OK, Mrs. God……..I won’t……I promise. But I can’t help doing some pretty serious coveting about my friend Spencer who has just sent me photos of his new house in the green pastures of Surrey in the UK. It’s a stunning Georgian house set in 15 acres of beautiful...
    Posted to John Heald's on Fri, Aug 20 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Destinations, Tales from the Ship, Carnival Fantasy, Video, Carnival Spirit, Carnival Conquest, Europe, Alaska, Cunard, Carnival Magic, Q&A, Bon Voyage, Chef's Table, Stephanies, Stephanie Leavitt, Stephanie Herrera
  • Health and Safety vs. The Predator

    I came on the Carnival Splendor determined to make sure I change some of what I do, add new activities and bring some of the old ones back. Admittedly, I am doing this not just for the guests but for myself, I don’t want to go straight onto auto pilot and just do what I [...]
    Posted to John Heald's on Thu, Aug 12 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Destinations, Links, Tales from the Ship, Travel, Carnival Fascination, Carnival Spirit, Carnival Conquest, Carnival Dream, Carnival Miracle, Alaska, Carnival Magic
  • The Worst Movie Ever Made…And My Bottom

    For those people who say that my blog is based around toilet humour………..today you would be correct. And after yesterday’s blog about my little Kye being sick………….she is fine now by the way…..the last thing you needed to read this morning is stuff about...
    Posted to John Heald's on Wed, Jun 16 2010
    Filed under: Destinations, Links, Caribbean, Tales from the Ship, Travel, Video, Carnival Spirit, Carnival Dream, Carnival Miracle, Steakhouse, dining, Eastern Caribbean, Alaska, Carnival Magic, Carnival Elation, Carnival Paradise
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