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  • Cruising With The Sopranos

    My sister Suzanne and I have always had a relationship based on my teasing her relentlessly and her putting up with it as best she could. Once when I was 14 and she was 10 I told her that Mum didn’t love us anymore and had moved to Africa, when she had just gone to [...]
    Posted to John Heald's on Mon, Jan 10 2011
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Carnival Fantasy, Carnival Fascination, Carnival Freedom, Europe, Carnival Dream, Carnival Liberty, Carnival Valor, Club O2, Circle C, Camp Carnival, Alaska, Behind The Fun Tour, Q&A, Carnival Elation, Gary Hunter, Megan Fox, Mexico, TJ Swart
  • Big and Sexy… Normally Two Words That Don’t Go Together

    So I came back stage ready for the Marriage Show and was horrified to discover that one of the entertainment staff was playing some hip hop rap crap drum and *** bollocks as pre-show music. I rapidly inserted my foot in his bottom and then asked why he was playing Pee Diddly and Snoop the [...]
    Posted to John Heald's on Fri, Aug 27 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Links, Tales from the Ship, Carnival Glory, Carnival Spirit, Carnival Freedom, Bloggers Cruise, Europe, Carnival Liberty, Carnival Valor, Steakhouse, Camp Carnival, Alaska, Behind The Fun Tour, Carnival Magic, Q&A, Carnival Paradise, Your Time Dining, Bon Voyage, Carnival Imagination, Kye, Queen Victoria, Chef's Table, Stephanies, Todd Wittmer, Fun Times, Wee Jimmy, Peter the Hair, Heidi, Big Sexy, George Solano, Latvia, France, Guest Services, Trans-Atlantic Cruise
  • The Magic Frog

    I went to the Red Carpet Dance Club last night. Not the sort of sentence I get to write very often, because I enjoy nightclubs less than I enjoy having a colonoscopy. But because one of my staff had her 21st birthday and the entire department was going and because they expected me to pay [...]
    Posted to John Heald's on Tue, Aug 24 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Carnival Triumph, Destinations, Caribbean, Tales from the Ship, Carnival Freedom, Carnival Legend, Europe, Carnival Liberty, Behind The Fun Tour, Carnival Magic, Carnival Elation, food, Goose, Twister Water Slide, Ocean Plaza, Princess Cruise Lines, Todd Wittmer, Lanai, Red Carpet Dance Club, Ropes Course, RedFrog Pub, Fun Ashore Fun Aboard, R, Gerry Cahill, Felipe Couto
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