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  • In The Morning, In The Evening, They Were The Fun

    What’s your first act on walking into your cabin or a hotel room? Me……well after I’ve checked if the TV has any Latvian rumpy pumpy movies on it and inspected the bed sheets for “shrubbery,” I switch on the air conditioning to full. I love air conditioning because I am a big guy and big ...
    Posted to John Heald's on Thu, Sep 9 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Carnival Triumph, Destinations, Tales from the Ship, Carnival Fantasy, Travel, Carnival Destiny, Video, Carnival Glory, Carnival Conquest, Carnival Dream, Carnival Liberty, Carnival Magic, Carnival Elation, Carnival Victory
  • I Was Having A Bad Day…And Then Along Came Sam

    The most astonishing thing happened to me last night………….I was blamed for the BP oil spill. Obviously I have a British accent both on and off stage. This might have something to do with the fact that well…………….. I’m British…………...
    Posted to John Heald's on Wed, Aug 25 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Destinations, Links, Tales from the Ship, Travel, Video, Carnival Fascination, Carnival Glory, Carnival Legend, Carnival Dream, Carnival Liberty, Half Moon Cay, Camp Carnival, Carnival Magic, Carnival Elation, Grand Turk, www.carmivalmagic.com
  • Meat – Linda

    Scientists with beards have given up on finding a cure for the world’s diseases and instead (according to the news today) they’ve developed a nasal spray to make men more affectionate. Apparently a couple of sniffs of this soppy spray and the emotionally baron chap becomes a cuddle monster…...
    Posted to John Heald's on Tue, Aug 10 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Destinations, Links, Tales from the Ship, Travel, Video, Carnival Fascination, Carnival Glory, Carnival Freedom, Carnival Legend, Carnival Pride, Carnival Conquest, Carnival Dream, Carnival Ecstasy, Carnival Miracle, Carnival Liberty, Carnival Sensation, Carnival Magic, Carnival Inspiration, Carnival Imagination, Chef's Table
  • Here I Go Again

    The hamburger is dead. Long live the Burrito… And remember this date well because as I sit here at my desk on the Carnival Splendor in my underpants I am on August 8 2010 predicting that we are witnessing………the end of the hamburger. There will, of course, be a service held at...
    Posted to John Heald's on Mon, Aug 9 2010
    Filed under: Carnival Splendor, Destinations, Links, Tales from the Ship, Carnival Fantasy, Travel, Video, Carnival Legend, Carnival Conquest, Carnival Dream, Carnival Liberty, Carnival Valor, Carnival Sensation, Camp Carnival, Cunard
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